(Source: jacobartist, via guaranteedtoraiseasmile)
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
(via heaven-viennaa)
*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
(via babblingbrooke)
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
(via sgt-jerry-wooters)
yabba dabba done with ur shit
(via guaranteedtoraiseasmile)